Ok I honestly have so much going on today I need to step away from the computer. But still…humor calls.
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The CBD works! Or take the chicken on a road trip to CO and score some pot.
Beautiful lanscapes and a joint are sure to calm your angry chicken.
Nicole and I have decided through a little side conversation that the solution is a pair of “pinless peepers” AKA Chicken Blinders that should do the trick nicely!
However, the standard ones just don’t have enough pizzazz to fully exploit the hilarity of installing chicken blinders on a chicken in the first place.
So, we’re issuing a challenge to DMS…
We need a new, improved version of Chicken Blinders, designed here and potentially even printed out or molded at DMS.
The new version should incorporate 2 design improvement that we think are critical to fully humiliate the chicken wearing the blinders, and cause the other hens to cackle disapprovingly, thus making the whole situation even worse for the offending hen.
We need a set of “Googly eyes” mounted to the front, and some “Eyelashes” either molded in place, or fastened in some way to stay affixed through long nights in the chicken coop.
See photos below for the original version, and an idea of what we’re talking about.
YouTube video for those interested… https://youtu.be/UG4W_leSNw0
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OMGGGGGG where!!! I think I need this
I found it, tagless, on an indie dyer’s IG, however, my research-fu kicked in and I found this one
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I love a good librarian brain! thank you for the research
FYI, Tractor Supply has some various chicken T-shirts for sale.
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