You should ping @BrotherMaynard and ask him for a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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lolā¦I know! When people say to me āhave a nice dayā, I like to respond with ādonāt tell me what to doā¦youāre not the boss of me!ā
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Breaded lightly and fried. 
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I knew a guy that thought he was a chicken. A shrink cured him. We sure miss the eggs.
Russell Ward
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No āJust going on 'olidayā, huh? 
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put them in the freezer with frozen chickenā¦ that will learn em
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Ya. We gotta talk about you pecking me. Everything else I can handle.
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Ya sheās a bully I think. Iām not going to kill her but weaponizing her sounds like fun.
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Perhaps she has a career in the movies?
Chickens + ninjas + yodeling for the win!
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I never knew I had such a cutural gap. Thank you.
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But @HankCowdog 's suggestion is the winner, right? Youāre gonna use it to kick some non-chicken ass??!!
Well I donāt know if itās right to straight up tell everyone Iāve turned my chicken into an asswhooping machine. Like isnāt that something you keep secret and whip out at parties to display to establish your social domainance?
He you guys watch my chicken peck out that guys eyeballs.
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Iām waiting to hear you yodel as you release her
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Look on the bright side, nobody has been able to steal the giant foam head in your backyard!
Theyāve eaten one of his ears. Chickens eating ears, itās just the start Iām sure.
The real plus side is Iām the head of an all woman chicken gang ā adding that to my resume stat
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Your chicken needs some happy oil, can be bought locally now. Make sure you have snacks available.
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You could always run the angry chicken for the Board.
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Like CBD oil?
or is this something Iām unaware of?
