I have one angry chicken
I have one stupid chicken
I have one dead chicken RIP Nugget R.I.P. My little one
My angry chicken is no fun at all. Demanding, bossy, pecks frequently and hard.
Suggestions welcome
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Your wife is my favorite of all chickens tags
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Does it help that I both have angry chickens (nothing you can do without having a rooster) and owning angrychicken.com?
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Should we just put them together and start a chicken street gang? I’m wondering if she’s just getting angry because of restlessness. I know pecking order is a thing…but jeez I just want her to freaking settle down on the pecking
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We dispatch hens that continually attack other hens, as we can’t have roosters in Dallas. Chickens will attack others if the others are sick or old. Other times they’re just a bully and then they become chicken noodle soup and broth.
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You trying to throw shade, buddy?
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Don’t call me buddy, pal.
Before I get flamed, it’s a movie reference.
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I ain’t your pal, friend.
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Improvised weapon.
Carry in hand and firmly toss towards enemy. The chicken will take care of the rest.
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Don’t call me friend, partner.
I ain’t your partner, guy.
Be careful, these ad hominem attacks against me might cost you a warning!
/s
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I wonder if there’s a chicken mood-alterer, natural or otherwise…
Although, chicken soup is an easy-ish solution.
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You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There"s uh, chicken-kabobs, chicken creole, chicken gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple chicken, lemon chicken, coconut chicken, pepper chicken , chicken soup, chicken stew, chicken salad, chicken and potatoes, chicken burger, chicken sandwich.
Disclaimer: No actual chickens were harmed in the making of this joke.
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Just make sure that when you do execute the chicken, do it publically so the other chickens know to get in line.
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Run, Anette, Run! (I don’t mean for the BoD!)
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Ha, pfunny
Oh, now you’ve done it, I was going to say there is little to no chance of me running for BoD, but you can’t tell me what not to do, but did, so now I have to run for BoD, or maybe it was reverse psychology? Dang it
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