I would ask “what’s wrong with this picture,” but the more I look, the harder it is to find a single thing right.
It can’t be right … there isn’t any duct tape!
Follow…
At a distance.
With cameras.
No zip ties (ty wraps)
Scissor jack used as clamp is a nice touch.
I heard there may be a huge asteroid headed soon towards Earth, but I’m not worried because everyone has hoarded lots of toilet paper.
After all… paper beats rock.
/dad joke
So I have to wonder if anyone has taken their hoarded TP to the pawnshop yet.
Or how many houses have been robbed and all they took was the toilet paper. Tv & electronics were left alone.
M * A * S * H has all the answers to problems of every day life…
Some long while back the house was broken into.
Noticed can of Lysol and box of Q tips missing.
Huffing was the big thing at the time among the stupids out there.
Might explain the Lysol.
Q tips? Have no idea.
Probably better off not knowing.
COSTCO has said that they won’t be accepting returns on TP - pawn shop may be hoarders’ best alternative.
Aren’t those called “Progressives”?
Says the retired guy receiving a monthly Social Security check
Nope, not receiving a Social Security check until I turn age 70. My birthday is April 3rd, then I turn 70.
Ah, so you ARE waiting at home on a check, starting next month.
(A well deserved one, I’m sure).
So I found out last night that if you won the lottery (jackpot), you’d have to wait to get your big money. If it was under 5 million you could mail it. Yeah I am not mailing a winning lottery ticket.
I wonder what insuring said letter for $5 million would cost…
It is ok if you win that big hopefully you are going to spend some time working with lawyers and accountants to at least set up a trust to win the lottery and protect your anonymity.