We're all in the wrong business


#1

I swear, we’re all in the wrong business. Why didn’t I think to sell a bundle of artisnal sticks for $42!


If only Woodshop had the tools to make twigs
#2

Wildcrafting sassafras roots costs about the same. But at least they smell great!


#3

Dang it, I was in Canada this summer, I could’ve imported tens of thousands of dollars worth of birch branches.


#4

I’m going to hazard a guess that said selling a bundle of sticks for $42 is something that can only be done within specific contexts - such as an Anthropologie store - and the potential market is rather small. Indeed, with this publicity the market has likely contracted appreciably.


#5

Yeah, Michaels and JoAnn will be jumping on this and running the price down.


#6

In unrelated business, I think y’all will snort soda out of your nose at the ad popped up in the middle of tha news article.


#7

So I was just walking through the cafeteria at work, and they have “fall” decor up, and there’s a bundle of birch sticks… :man_facepalming:


#8

File under “Where did this years raises go?”