Trolling Committee's New Proposed Classes

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The Trolling Committee (founded by @Noah_86wayoflife_Gla) is proud to present the following classes coming up:

Neckbearding 101
How to carry a flame war
Passive Aggressiveness and You
The art of the Rick Roll
A little lime and being Salty
European Swallows vs African Swallows
Bedazzling 90’s troll dolls
Intro to the DMS Logo
and of course, Oops! I PHP’d my pants

We will meet in the Janitor closet at lunar midnight every odd Tuesday

this is a troll post, in good spirit, you gotta laugh a little at ourselves

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And more classes to come NEVER:

Floor Taping Ain’t Easy
Why does gas only make this worse?
Signs What Signs?
Water over the Bridge, I’m still under it.
Ping Pong Carpentry

The Creme del a Creme
##How to Google

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You sure got that right.

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Your post made me laugh so hard. Sign me up for ping-pong table carpentry.

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More to come:

Black powder cannons and the carrollton police
Cooking Dumpster s’mores
Hey! We’re still a committee (sponsored by vector and civic hacking)
“I did this 10 years ago, I don’t need a class” training class

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i could think of a few other committees that could sponsor that class

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I’m waiting on the following:

  • Internet Lawyering 101
  • Advanced Internet Lawyering
  • Arguing for Arguments Sake
  • Continuing an Argument 101
  • Beating a Dead Horse 201
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Industrialized weed jokes
Selling creative commons designs on thingiverse
How sleep with your eyes open (a guide to sleeping at the space)
Homeopathic biohacking
Free energy: thermodynamics is a lie.
A guide to updog

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  • Selective Deafness (Not the married couples “Sorry honey, what did you say?” class)
  • Hiding Tools, Advance Techniques
  • Furniture Moving Techniques: Improving YOUR committee’s space without lifting injuries.
  • Proactive Committee Budgeting: Using other committees’ consumables you need.
  • Using The Ticket System: Improv Night theme - WTF is a Ticket? Eventbrite req’'d, limit 50
  • Song Fest: “Who’ll Stop Rain?” Meets in Woodshop
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Hey Mitch, what’s “updog”?

(*asking purely for your entertainment and the encouragement of “dad jokes” :smile:)

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How to Ignore the Giant Flashing Red Light

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MUST BE A DMS MEMBER TO ATTEND THIS CLASS AND HAVE SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED WOODSHOP BASICS

Hehehehehehhhehehehehehhehe :wink:

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Not much what’s up with you?

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@MathewBusby Is that the name of the class?

:wink:

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I used to work for a guy who would say, “No horse is ever too dead to beat.” :slight_smile:

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sounds like my boss

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I’d go in a different direction and just troll people reading the calendar.

  • Steel Beams vs Jet Fuel - A Practical Demonstration
  • Monthly Substance Swap
  • RFID Implantee Illuminati Meetup - MEMBERS ONLY
  • Why Open Source Sucks
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These folks should meet in a black hole

A vendor of mine wants to do classes on:
Hemp as a picture frame material
Hemp for use as mats as in art framing
This of course will only happen if the grant gets approved and my tax dollars fund her unemployment - I mean graduate studies.

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Logistics is considering some classes…

  • Nocturnal offsiting operations
  • Sam’s Speedrun: How to load that half-ton truck almost to the bump stops with paper goods in half the time and for a third less cash
  • Project Storage Optimization: how to minimize density and maximize entropy
  • Do you even know how to Home Depot, bro?
  • How to make everything compatible with HP printers
  • Harbor Freight - why good enough for a job-and-a-half quality is usually paying for a half job too much when it comes to DMS common-use tools
  • The Art of Rejection - a guide for running storage meetings
  • Advanced Cruftsmanship: How to build an Allen Table for less than $20, perform a T12 >> T8 fixture upgrade in less than 20 minutes, or replace the project storage card signage with readily-available scrap materials
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Be sure to add the Bin & Purge: Dumpster Diving for Treasure

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