Reuters • October 16, 2019
PARIS (Reuters) - A Paris zoo showcased a mysterious new organism on Wednesday, dubbed the “blob”, a yellowish unicellular small living being which looks like a fungus but acts like an animal. . . .
https://news.yahoo.com/paris-zoo-unveils-blob-organism-170502834.html
Spoiler: It’s a slime mold. The cool part isn’t the 720 sexes, that’s just for headlines in the LGBT communoblast. The cool part is that I had one living under my patio for about 10 years, and it finally; incorporated, crawled-off, and now lives somewhere else.
I tried murdering it with salt (people say that salt melts slugs, not true, they just discorporate). Then I tried drowning it, it really didn’t care. I would have tried harsher means, but it went low-key and I forgot about it. About 1 year later, I realized I hadn’t seen the thing for awhile…it just vanished like Gypsies.
Oh no!! The Gypsies have vanished?!!