Last Minute Valentine's Day Present


#1

#2

I bought one from a zoo in London for an unnamed individual. Funny and probably unwarranted passive aggressiveness on my part.


#3

Hey…it makes me feel better just thinking abut it :–)


#5

Makes me wonder how many sad little cockroaches, freshly bearing my name, have met such fate.


#6

Yes, I hear you are quite the Lothario. :heart_eyes_cat:


#7

I don’t care enough to research how one might discover whether or not a roach is psychotic… and I don’t want to accidentally risk a class action defamation suit from roach-dom by equating them to my ex… just sayin…


#8

I picture a couple meerkats, leaning against a rock with distended stomachs, one saying to the other “If I eat another David I’m gonna burst.”