Haikus to frustrations to be shared at the Pot Luck

DMS General
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Five
Seven
Five

A festavus tradition includes “airing of grievances”. I would like everyone and anyone to write as many haikus TO a frustration at DMS that many can agree with or at least smirk at. Or possibly it’s a project. Or it can be something outside the norm. Do you get what I’m saying here?
To keep the illusion of peace this (in my opinion) should not be directed TO a person, or class (even if the person can be a tool).

They are due December 16th 12:00 so I have time to get them organized to print them off at DMS.
We will display and possibly read them if we have time.

All in good fun people, for most it’s been a rough year and we deserve some solid joy and laughter to get ready for the growth and wonderment of the new year.

Quickly done examples:
Heat press I hate you
Smoking melting pile of shit
We switched you quickly

Womens restroom wall
Flesh color is minor interest
Next year facelift here

Talk you time vacuum
Stop saying things face to face
Go crazy online

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Festivus Pot Luck & Sock Exchange December 17th
#2

We have the “Airing of Grievances” every month, one that night. It’s called Board of Directors meeting.

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#3

Clamp Cutter Collet
Set R P M in High Band
Turn on Bridgeport, Mill

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#4

prefer limericks
anapesticly subpar
haiku suffices instead

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#5

Teach people a skill.
People don’t listen. Stupid questions.
Never teach again.

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#6

Talk threads run amok
straying from the true topic.
Emotions explode.

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#7

Hooray for Nicole!
Always the voice of sharing
And fun together.

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#8

Laser is busted
Parts from China be too far
Fuck it just use tape

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#9

Perhaps … ?

Once a month at night
The “Airing of Grievances”
B.o.D meeting

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#10

Oh, I hate the faint smell of paint!
Please be a saint and don’t paint!
I would hate to generate a complaint!

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#11

Break room recycling
Bin. Will we ever use you?
The trash accepts all.

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#12

yet again you lied
i will have to be here all night
3d print taking too long

(i had to use a syllabus calculator for this one i feel so old lol)

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#13

Must…
Use…
Blue…
Tape.
-Nomad

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#14

huffing paint all day
although i did not bring it
no volatiles indoors please

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#15

Where is my plugin?
Another PC update
Start again from scratch

No Inkscape box tool
Too few privileges to fix
Must bring files from home

Make 3D object
Sketchup can’t export my file
One more day wasted

Need config control
Standard plan and standard config
All PCs the same

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#16

Woodshop, oh Woodshop
The planer is not broken
It’s shiny, just wait

Members, oh members
Look, the planer is still up
Quick, find a project

Woodshop, oh Woodshop
The planer is now broken
How the fuck did you

Edit: for the record, I don’t think the badass new planer has gone down, but let’s be real… someone will find a way.

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#17

The following is a little above and beyond the scope …

I hate the Fridge at the MakerSpace!
Even though it’s a special and necessary place!
Deep inside, it’s a creative and interesting place!
I couldn’t tell! Until my sense of smell rang my bell!
It’s a messy place! That sinks, like mace!
Just give a smidge and the Fridge will be a lovely place!

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#18

Too many dang rules!
Why can’t we be excellent
without being told?

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#19

Don’t make us make rule
Those fuckers did it again
Now we have a rule

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#20

The trash bin is full
I bet I could pile on more
Quick now run away

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