So in the moment today I said something I never thought I’d say at a board meeting.
##“Give me the rope to hang myself!”
It was in response to moderator status of the talk forum. I’m still laughing that I actually requested the rope to hang myself. 
Lets get crazy, what is the worst that could happen if I was a moderator of talk? Spin me a wild tale of the terrible chain of events that is started with Nick as Talk moderator. Just post the next event and we can all add to the event chain. I hope to end in world domination or zombie apocalypse, but if there are no replies I find the story even funnier. Keep it creative!
First event in chain,
Nick becomes talk moderator. 
