Chuck Norris has a large black bear on display in his rec room.
The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris has a large black bear on display in his rec room.
The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris is so strong, when he does a push-up, he doesn’t push himself up, but he pushes the Earth down!
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.
There was a time when there were no giraffes, and then Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the head.
A few months back I had the opportunity to see Chuck Norris again and have him sign the Lone Wolf cigar (his company at the time) box he gave me about 25 years ago. He said it was probably one of the last ones in existence and seemed flattered that I’d kept it for so long. The cigar in my pocket was the second of two cigars he gave me back then. I smoked part of the first one with him the night he gave them to me
Thankfully he didn’t kick my ass for enjoying a little grandeur-by-association. I’m not ready to be an astronaut.
Very cool Matt!!
Chuck Norris has no minimums for title or post length.
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