With the exception of @jast and @BarkingChicken, y’all seem to have missed the point.
Or none of you have “helpful” pets.
MY coworker jumps up on my desk when I take a lunch or snack break, gets in my face and stares intently. All she needs is a “Will Work for Food” sign around her neck. I would suspect her of stealing my stuff from the refrigerator, but she can’t reach the handle.