US military warns people preparing to storm Area 51

Draco · July 16, 2019, 1:31am

larsgars · July 16, 2019, 1:25pm

Of course…Russian bots were mentioned, lol

Jeeves · July 16, 2019, 2:12pm

All I heard was Russian robots are going to fight aliens at Area 51 and the USAF is going to fuck em all up with A10s and F15s.

Kevin · July 16, 2019, 2:25pm

Yeah but maybe while the AF is busy we can go save dem alien cheeks

Draco · July 16, 2019, 8:29pm

Raymond · July 16, 2019, 10:06pm

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Draco · July 16, 2019, 10:56pm

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nicksilva · July 17, 2019, 12:00am

I don’t think these dummies understand just how big Area 51 is. After walking 5 miles at nearly a mile high at over 100 degree weather, the only thing they will want is a glass of water and to phone home.
As for the rest - shoot them all.

Draco · July 18, 2019, 3:18am

MrsMoose · July 18, 2019, 4:18am

My husband is a sour puss and says he won’t take me. Boo. Hiss.

Draco · July 18, 2019, 4:20am

I think @axeonos might be going … perhaps you can get a ride

axeonos · July 18, 2019, 4:44am

When I come back to Texas with my alien you will all be sorry. (but seriously I am going to Vegas around the same time for my mother’s birthday it’s just coincidental that this is going on LOL)

Draco · July 18, 2019, 4:46am

.oO (I wonder if it will speak Spanish …)