I think everyone should have to PEDAL for their power:
Climate Change? SOLVED!!
Energy Shortages? SOLVED!!
Obesity Problems? SOLVED!!
Pasty-white, pudgy, over-educated, under-skilled, privileged, eternal-graduate-school-student activists with too much time on their hands? SOLVED!!
You are welcome, America.
p.s.: when I said “everyone” above, I meant everyone but me.