Texas LinuxFest is this weekend.
Irving Convention Center
For those who say nothing meaningful can be taught in under 1.5 hours, note that the Saturday classes are 45 minutes long.
Would be a great add to the calendar.
Aren’t the safety instructions on an airplane under 1.5 hours?
“Nothing” is a generalization, only 1 generalization holds true: “generalizations don’t hold true”.
The Japanese Haiku is a robust refutal to this posit, “nothing meaningful can be taught in under 1.5 hours”.
As example, I present Haikus regarding SPAM:
Pink porcine passion
Unzip the can, give it here
Wham! Bam! Thank you SPAM!
SPAM–A mystery
I know! Pig skins and rat tails
in K-Y Jelly.
An “Oh…” escapes her.
Dewey, glist’ning, pink, pungent.
It’s like licking SPAM.
Best,
Russell Crow