To everyone waiting I’m 'bout to flip a table up on ya’ll like any sensible Chicago born Texas raised lady-friend would in this situation. I’ll insult your grandmas cooking and not fix you a plate and I’ll smile and act beautiful the entire time just like every Beyonce video ever.
Ya, I said that, kiss it.
Buy your ticket-over the internet-on the computer-on the calendar. Help Nicole not end up in prison over a picnic!
Next years solution - early tickets will be a staggeringly cheap $5, late ticket buyers will be $10, and at the door you gotta hand me $20 to get crumbs. Sorry not sorry.