I propose a two/three stage punishment scenario
Stage 1
This stage is optional and only if the offender admits to “Yes, I am illiterate (unable to read any of the dozens of rule notices throughout the space), inconsiderate of others, and my mother raised me to act like a pig.”
If an offender publically makes the above statement, they are eligible for Stage 1 punishment. This punishment will consist of a volunteer walking the offender around the entire space and reading to them each and every posted rule. Getting their written acknowledgement that they understand. This stage of punishment is only available for the members first offense, anywhere in the space.
Stage 2 (aka Temporary Ban)
For this stage of offense, the offender will be given a period of time that they must serve (as a paying member) in pillory placed outside the front of the building. Other members and guests will be provided appropriate rotten fruit and vegetables to pelt the offender.
Stage 3 (Permanent Ban)
For this stage of offense, the offender will receive a permenent ban by placing themselves temperarility in the ‘chair’…
[See picture above]
NOTE: While called stages, it will be up to the chair of the Punishment committee chair (aka. His/Her Majesty, the morning star) to decide what stage of punishment is appropriate for the particular offense