Internet raids area 51 goes down tomorrow

https://youtu.be/aA7xDP9sQzk

Don’t forget how to naruto run:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nlGyoBZZdeQ/maxresdefault.jpg

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Storming a military installation looking for classified information , Huh, what could go wrong with that??

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Arrrr, it will be a one & done, matey.

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I see someone saw the annual talk like a pirate day post

all they need to do is hand out Job Applications to get them to disperse.

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https://twitter.com/GerardNews3LV/status/1175021245290532864

https://twitter.com/its__Annabelle/status/1175044491859943424

No, YOU go first!

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-area51/area-51-raid-morphs-into-pre-dawn-celebration-outside-secretive-u-s-base-idUSKBN1W51H6

hold my beer…

… annnnnnd, Naruto Run confirmed. Sigh.

https://gizmodo.com/naruto-run-some-guy-who-s-probably-going-to-get-himsel-1838280105

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https://wokennews.com/2019/07/21/dyslexic-man-storms-area-15-no-charges-will-be-filed-authorities-feel-bad/

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It turned into some kind of anime themed MUFON festival. It was worth it for the Newscast Naruto Runner.

So I wonder how many actually came prepared with say um water. All the sudden this raid is a humanitarian mission because 2/3rds forgot water in the Desert. Lol

Some (or all) of those photos are manipulated. There’s no way a camera would capture the helicopter blades completely still like that at night when the tips are traveling at hundreds of miles per hour. That should be posted on r/quityourbullshit.

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Nevermind, someone already did.

https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/d6t7uh/its_not_even_night_there/

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oh sure … it’s all a conspiracy … next you are going to tell me that the aliens AREN"T reproducing DMS on their home planet … pphhht

:stuck_out_tongue: :blankspace:

But seriously … you are absolutely right … I bet no one even got close to the base nor any military interaction. I tend to believe that the sheriff would be out there though