File Server edition of "Don't make us make rules."

DMS General
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Everything on the file server is deliberately accessible to anyone. Please don’t store things on the file server that shouldn’t be there.

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Personally, I store about 2TB of adult images and videos and about 20GB of machining videos that are safe for all ages.

Should I remove my machining videos? What’s the preferred average consumption of disk space?

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So I shouldn’t store my passwords on the fileserver in a plaintext file?

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Plaintext? No. ROT13 scrambling ought suffice for sensitive information.

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@Team_Infrastructure

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With advancements in computing power (especially with today’s video cards), ROT13 is not considered strong enough. ROT26 is now the recommended algorithm.

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The MI-5 strategy, I see…
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Well there goes my bovine necrophilia porn business. Thanks.

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“It’s better to ask forgiveness later, than permission now.”

  • “Amazing” Grace Hopper

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Except here, it aint…

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I’ll just store my password here for safekeeping:

!password1234*

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Well there is your problem…

you forgot the Uppercase letter

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I double encrypt for safety: apply ROT13 twice.

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That makes it more randomer.

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Actually, if you type your real password, the system censors it. My password is ********

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Mine is hunter2

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i would have sworn it would have been titan4life

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Rule 34, my good man. Your business will thrive on the internet.

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Pfffssstt!!! Amateur!

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I’d have expected “Smurfhead123”