We continue to receive important documents in our DMS mailbox. DMS is not the place to receive auto registrations or drivers licenses, Voter ID cards, Social Security Benefit Statements, Tax Returns, etc.
If you are a chair and ordering items for your committee or have legitimate DMS business, please continue. Otherwise Please Stop.
If you sign us up for stuff as your address we will mark the mail-piece as:
Awww! I was just going to use DMS as my address for all my world-wide pen pals!
That way I would have real letters to read in the common area room of DMS when everyone else is on computers :))))))
Now Iâm sad.
(sigh)
Pen Pal Sig?
Haha! I love It! On real paper!
And all hand written! Victorian cursive preferred! With highly imaginative and decorated borders and envelopes!
I see it growing to be the Largest making Sig committee/depart at DMS! Tables Filled with madly eloquent writers!
I would join a pen pal sig as long as they werenât prison pen pals.
Whereâs your sense of adventure? I hear some of those guys (and gals) are to die for.
We need a new flag category: âDad jokeâ
Does this mean I should change the delivery address on my subscription to tiger beat?
DEAR GOD NO!
We all get to enjoy that!!!
Oooh, The Monkees!
Sigh, theyâre so dreamyâŚ
Totally! Whereâs your sense of the âworst could absolutely happenâ! After you promise thru your pen pal missives to be faithful on Saturdays, and marry them as soon as they break outta jail!? Think of all the great prison art you could be getting and selling on eBay!!! Hand drawn handkerchiefs, wonderful things made out of mento mint wrappers, toothbrushes, knives!
I do think that all 2,300 members should be able to use the DMS address for angry exâs and subpoenas :))) just one of the Perks of membership.
Thatâs already happened unfortunately. 
We have had court documents arrive and get stuffed into the mail sorter. It was time sensitive and they missed their court date.
"Dear Nicole,
Thanks for writing last time. Prison sure is lonely. That paper smelled really good. Sorry about the blood on this letter, its shank or be shanked up In here. Please write again soon.
-Love,
Tazerface"
Good ol Tazerface - he was a fun writer until he started sending other peoples toenails in with the ballads.
Re: Members whoâve given to the courts the DMS address as their domicile (and who were actually living in vans in the back parking lot.) Cops showed up to collect one of them on an outstanding warrant. That member locked himself in a 102 bathroom to avoid capture, when 102 was still restricted access due to no certificate of occupancy. It worked. Cops left when they couldnât extract him.
Most boring episode of âCopsâ, ever. 
Weâve had other warrant pickups here as well; I also know people have been using us to try and get around business address requirements or ship parts for projects. One former member even had their laptop shipped to/from here for service. Of course such fancy and expensive things end up sitting by the loading dock door for days on end.
