Anyone want to play cowboy pinball?

You get to be the Bumper

Is alcohol involved? Count me in.

There is not that much alcohol in the world!

Based on my admittedly limited knowledge about rodeo cowboys (more specifically, roughstock riders), it likely involves a variable recipe of cocaine, alcohol, and prescription painkillers.

This reminds me of “Easy Money, the Hard Way”. At the end of the night at Rodeo Austin, they would have spectators come into the bull ring. They would tie a $100 bill between the bull’s horns and let him loose. Anyone who could grab the bill could keep it.