Hi, I’m Mitch one of the blacksmithing instructors at the space…I was considering having a blacksmithing class on February 14th since I’m single and have nothing better to do. Anyone interested? If there’s enough interest, I’ll set it up. If not, I’ll go see Deadpool. Let me know.
Could we also have a knife throwing/boxing/screaming contest/smash a car with a bat event?
We could hire counselors for free sessions, box wine bar, bathtub seats for crying and a snuggle pit? Possibly puppies - lots and lots of puppies. Puppy pit.
Excuse me, I obviously have some major valentines issues to work out. (insert humor here)
Sure, but the knives/boxing gloves/throat lozenges/car are coming out of the Creative Arts budget…as well as the counselors, boxed wine, bathtub seats and puppies.
I can score a car for free.
Knives and boxing gloves I have for days.
Puppies I figure we can find.
You find some bathtubs ok.
Counselors will be the people who started early with the wine. They won’t listen and only talk about personal issues - it will be lovely.
This just in I scheduled a class for Feb 9th (I’m very busy that week it was the only time I could get) PS not kidding. It’s not on the calendar yet but stay tuned.
Feb 9th 7p Smashed Teddy Bear Angry Valentine Prints
Awe how cute - Valentine squishly little love bears – with the little satin I love you pillows – do you love them?
Well, I hate them.
They are made from the tears of overworked factory workers and a chemical concoction that simulates fur.
We are going to take the little stupid bears, cover them with ink, and smash the cute little head on a piece of paper to create a one of a kind angry lil valentine. Feel free to bring your own teddy or rely on the stash of teddys and other furry little suckers the instructor will bring from the closest thrift store.
This is not a class for the weak of heart. Teddy bears will be smashed just like our black little hearts.
Limited to 10 supply fee of $5 (eventbrite tickets please)