I’ve been sitting on a pair of 1/3hp garage door motors after upgrading to some belt driven openers (omg - so much quieter!!) thinking eventually I’d find a way to repurpose them. Thinking about why I hung onto them takes me to their essential qualities, that being an electric motor that comes with:
travel limiters and stops (have retained photo eyes also)
remote control functionality and
chain drive output.
Just throwing this out there as a thought experiment to the most creative group of people I know. All ideas are welcome - none are too bazaar (as an example, I’ve considered pairing with an alarm clock to physically hoist my bed dumping me out of it - but decided linear actuators are the only way to go).
Sounds like you have quite the conundrum MrsMoose, but I’m not sure how that’s relevant to… Wait a second! Is there any chance they’re powerful enough to launch my snoring (not like the aggressive “oh God, I want to smother him” kind of snoring - but more like a soft, gentle kind of cute like a puppy snoring) butt from my bed into the television?