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I bought one from a zoo in London for an unnamed individual. Funny and probably unwarranted passive aggressiveness on my part.
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Hey…it makes me feel better just thinking abut it :–)
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Makes me wonder how many sad little cockroaches, freshly bearing my name, have met such fate.
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Yes, I hear you are quite the Lothario. 
I don’t care enough to research how one might discover whether or not a roach is psychotic… and I don’t want to accidentally risk a class action defamation suit from roach-dom by equating them to my ex… just sayin…
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I picture a couple meerkats, leaning against a rock with distended stomachs, one saying to the other “If I eat another David I’m gonna burst.”
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